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خدای من! خدای خوب ومهربان! من و گوشی کوچکم دوست داریم اس

ام اس فراوان از دوستان دریافت کنیم ودعا کنیم همه ما ایرانسلی ها دست

در دست هم دهیم و اس ام اس های خودمان را به صندوق ورودی یکدیگر هدیه

کنیم. هم اکنون نیازمند یاری سبزتان هستیم بنیاد امور بیماری های اس ام

اسی
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 به دلیل بارش برف و مصادف شدن با ایام محرم و سپس دهه فجر و در انتها عید نوروز مملکت تا اردیبهشت ماه تعطیل است



مومنان گرامی به علت سرمای شدید و صادرات گاز به بهشت؛ تا 1 هفته جهنم تعطیل میباشد؛ تا اطلاع ثانوی هر غلطی میخواهید بکنید......

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کاری که از ماندنت بر نمی آمد
بی شک رفتنت عاشقم کرد

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مینویسم نامه و روزی از اینجا میروم / با خیال او ولی تنهای تنها میروم / در جوابم شاید او حتی نگوید کیستی / شاید او حتی بگوید لایق من نیستی / مینویسم من که عمری با خیالت زیستم / گاهی از من یاد کن ، حالا که دیگر نیستم


بیستون کندن فرهاد نه کاری ست شگفت / شور شیرین به سر هرکه فتد ، کوه کن است
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می خوام به سردی شب هام بخندم / می خوام به پوچی فردام بخندم / وقتی می بینمت با دیگرونی / تو اوج گریه هام می خوام بخندم / می خوام داد برنم تنهای تنهام / می خوام وقتی میگم تنهام بخندم


 

ای عزیزم یه چیز میگم که یادت باشه / قول بده که همیشه به یادم باشی ، باشه ؟


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اس ام اس جدید اس ام اس خنده دار

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کبوتر اولی : بق بق بقووو 

کبوتر دومی : بق بق بقووو؟؟؟؟
 
کبوتر اولی : پ ن پ قوقولی قوقو !
 
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زندگی متأهلی یعنی
 
به همسرت مسیج بدی: ای عشق، خداوند نگه‌دار تو باشد
 
اونوقت جواب بگیری:
 
یه بسته قارچ، آب‌لیمو، مرغ، نون، بوس
 
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شورای امنیت سازمان ملل
 
“جوراب غضنفر” را در لیست سلاحهای کشتار جمعی قرار داد !

خرید اینترنتی فروش اینترنتی

Cheat Code
Health
Full health. 4825550100
Armour
Full armour. 3625550100
Weapons #1
Baseball Bat, Handgun, Shotgun, MP5, M4, Sniper Rifle, RPG, Grenades. 4865550100
Weapons #2
Knife, Molotovs, Handgun, Shotgun, Uzi, AK47, Sniper Rifle, RPG 4865550150
Remove Wanted Level
Remove your wanted level. (Blocks achievement "Walked free"). 2675550100
Raise Wanted Level
Add one star to your wanted level. 2675550150
Change Brightness
Alters the brightness of the game. 4685550100
Spawn Annihilator
Spawn an Annihilator. 3595550100
Spawn Jetmax
Spawn a Jetmax. 9385550100
Spawn NRG-900
Spawn an NRG-900. 6255550100
Spawn Sanchez
Spawn a Sanchez. 6255550150


tricks is use Niko"s mobile phone to call the related numbers. Though 360
achievement whores please note, cheats 1 - 4 will block the "Cleaned The Mean
Streets" achievement while 5 and 15 will do the same for "Walk Free".

1, Health And Weapons - GTA-555-0100
2, Weapons - GUN-555-0150
3, Advanced Weapons - GUN-555-0100
4, Health - DOC-555-0100
5, Wanted Level Down - COP-555-0100
6, Wanted Level Up - COP-555-0150
7, Climate Change - HOT-555-0100
8, Spawn Cognoscenti (Mafia Car) - CAR-555-0142
9, Spawn Sanchez (Dirt Bike) - MBK-555-0150
10, Spawn FBI Buffalo - CAR-555-0100
11, Spawn Turismo - CAR-555-0147
12, Spawn NRG900 - MBK-555-0100
13, Spawn Comet - CAR-555-0175
14, Spawn SuperGT - CAR-555-0168
15, Spawn Police Chopper - FLY-555-0100
16, Spawn Jetmax (Boat) - WET-555-0100


Cheats:
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Submitted by: Nithin

health and weapons - 4825550100
health and armour - 3625550100
weapons (adv) - 4865550100
Weapons tier 1 - 4865550150
Weapons tier 2 - 4865550100
Remove Niko"s wanted level - 2675550100
Change weather and brightness - 4685550100


Cheat Codes:
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Submitted by: AYUSH

While playing the game, enter the following cheats:

Code Result
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LEAVEMEALONE - the cops leave you
BIG BANG - vehicles in the surroundings blast
NOBODYLIKESME - everyone tries to kill you
FANNY MAGNET - girls come attracted towards you


Dating:
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You can date people from the in-game Internet. When looking at their profile click
"Date". You then have to wait a few in-game days for a negative or positive reply
via email. If your date accepts, reply to their email and meet them.


Police database:
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Use a computer at a TW@ Internet Cafe to go to the Liberty City Police Department
site at "www.libertycitypolice.com". Click the "Database" tab at the bottom of the
home page to get information on all characters, including Roman and Niko.


Police database II:
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Go to the Liberty Tree website"s main page. Click the link to the LCPD website.
There are a few interesting things, like the Threat Level, but aside from that it
appears bare. However when you go to the bottom and look at the copyright information,
the word "Database" is a small hidden link to a large profile list of criminals. Of
special importance are Lola Del Rio, the hooker featured on the box art, Eddie Low
(the No-Name Killer), and Niko Bellic, among others.


Free Internet access:
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Some of your safehouses have a computer in them that will not charge the $1 fee. The
Algonquin safehouse has a laptop in it, and is somewhat far away from some of the
Internet cafes.

If you killed Playboy in the "The Holland Play" mission and Dwayne gave you his
apartment as a safehouse, go to it. When you walk in the front door there is a guard
behind the desk. Jump over the desk and you can use his computer to access the Internet
for free. The guard will not attack you.


Bumping into an officer:
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When you see a cop on the sidewalk while out in the city, you can push past him like
any other pedestrian while walking. However, if you continue to push and pester a
cop, even if you do not have a weapon or throw a punch, he will attempt to arrest you.


Losing wanted levels:
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Use any of the following techniques to get rid of your wanted level.

-To lose your wanted level, simply enter a safehouse and save your progress. When
you wake up your wanted level will be gone.
-Enter a marker for any mission.
-Enter a police vehicle, then quickly activate a vigilante or most wanted mission.
-Get outside of the active radar zone and call a friend. If you reach someone and
not their voicemail you will get rid of your wanted level as the police are.


Current music information:
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Dial ZIT-555-0100 on your cellphone to get a text message listing the title and
artist of the music currently playing.


Getting tossed by friend:
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Invite a friend to hang out with you. Gently nudge him with your car, enough to
knock him over but not enough to hurt him. After a few times, he will open the car
door and throw you out.


Phone numbers:
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The following locations and people can be called from your cellphone.

-Businesses:
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Bean Machine Coffee : 555-0110
Emergency Services : 911
Express Car Service : 555-2222
Express Car Service : 555-3333
Fire Proof Doors : 555-5700
Hero Shop : 555-8575
LCPD Recruitment : 555-RECRUIT
Liberty Construction : 555-1274-73
No Problemo Bail Bonds : 555-945-733-92
Storage : 555-221-3877
Superb Deli : 555-4674
The Serrated Edge : 1-800-555-5555
Used Auto Parts : 555-7300
Vinewood Laundromat : 555-5123
ZiT : 948-555-0100

-People:
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Blackmailer from "Call And Collect" mission : 843-555-0124
Drug dealer from "Lure" mission : 545-555-1022
Roman Bellic : 718-926-7215


Avoiding calls:
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To avoid being interrupted during a mission by a friend or want to explore the city
and do not want to get a call for another mission, bring up your cellphone menu.
Enter the "Options" menu and turn "Sleep Mode" on. You can now roam around the city
at will.


Regaining health:
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Use the following trick to regain health during a mission. Leave the mission area and
go to a Cluckin" Bell, hotdog stand, etc, and eat food to replenish your health if you
are low and cannot find a health pack. This works effectively on missions where there
Are no health packs in sight. Note: You can also take a taxi to those locations during
missions. Enter an ambulance to get a small health increase.


Run faster:
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If you are trying to run with a rocket launcher compared to a pistol, chances are the
pistol will result in faster movement. If you are trying to run away from anything,
try to run with the lightest weapon (or no weapon) if possible.


Control music volume strip clubs:
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The volume of the radio stations in the options menu also controls how loud the music
is inside strip clubs. You can turn it all the way down to make a club completely
silent and watch the ladies dance to nothing.


Television channels:
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The following is what can be seen when you turn on a television.

Weazel:
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-Republican Space Rangers cartoon
-John Hunter political commercial
-Vinewood Cunts
-VIG Insurance commercial
-Weazel Wednesdays
-Terror Marathon
-Venturas Poker Challenge

CNT:
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-Patriot 500
-I"m Rich
-The History Of The Civil War And Beyond
-CNT commercial
-LCPD Recruitment - Join LCPD
-Fear The Dark Finger movie commercial


Claude outfit:
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Kill Playboy X and get his penthouse. Save the game and restart the system. When you reload
your saved game, flip through your outfits and you should have Claude"s outfit (the main
character in Grand Theft Auto 3). Everything from the leather jacket, the green cargos, and
the black shoes with the white stripe on the bottom should be there.


Calling emergency vehicles:
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Dial "911" on your cellphone. You will reach a voice menu that will allow you to call the
police by dialing "1", an ambulance by dialing "2", or a fire truck by dialing "3". Select
the vehicle of your choice and wait for them to arrive. The will stop and look around for
the emergency, allowing you to easily steal their vehicle.


Funny GPS:
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Steal a luxury car with a GPS with a female voice. She sometimes makes the "bing bong"
notification sound herself while giving directions. For example, "At 100 yards, turn left."
At the junction, she would say "bing bong" instead of an actual beep.


Mid-air cars:
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When in a helicopter, preferably the police one, enable a code to spawn a car. The car will
either float in the air motionless, fall at high speeds, or hit your rotor and spin off.


Avoid paying tolls:
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Use any emergency vehicle, turn on the sirens, and drive through the toll booth at any speed.
The booth attendant will open the gate and you will have saved $5.
Ride a motorcycle to the side of the pay toll wall. You will not pay a toll if you can drive
through the small gap on the sides.
When in a car or a motorcycle, drive up to toll booth. Stay on the far side of the booth.
Niko will stick his arm out, but not put money in the basket. The gate will still open.


Friendship bonuses:
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Reach the indicated level of friendship with a character to unlock their special
friendship bonus.

-=Alex (screen name "LiberatedWoman")=-
Method: Look for the personal ad from "LiberatedWoman" in the "Women seeking men" section
of the "www.craplist.net" site. Alex is somewhat of a self-centered, spoiled rotten rich
girl. She will compliment Niko for wearing expensive clothing and driving expensive cars.
She will also write about her exploits with Niko in her blog at "www.blogsnobs.org".
Reach 80% friendship with her.
Bonus: 50% off at all clothing stores for one day.

-=Brucie=-
Method: Take him bowling, drinking, eating, strip clubs, shows, helicopter tours, and
boating to reach 70% friendship.
Bonus: Call Brucie and he will fly his helicopter to you. This allows you to fast travel
to various portions of the city.

-=Carmen (screen name "SoboHoe")=-
Method: Get 75% friendship with her.
Bonus: Restores Niko"s health over the phone. Will call Niko every chance she gets.

-=Dwayne=-
Method: Take him to strip clubs, eating, drinking, shows, and bowling to reach 60% friendship.
Bonus: Call Dwayne to have a car full of gang members follow you.

-=Kiki (screen name "LawChick")=-
Method: Date LawChick via http://www.lovemeet.com in the in-game Internet. Take her out a few times
to reach 75% friendship. When dropping her off, select the "Try your luck" option. Afterwards
she will call you and say that she can clear the feds.
Bonus: Call her on your cellphone and select "Clear wanted levels".

-=Little Jacob=-
Method: Take him to darts, shows, pool, drinking, eating, and strip clubs to reach 60%
friendship.
Bonus: Call Little Jacob and he will drive out a car to you, with guns that you can buy.

-=Packie=-
Method: Take him to strip clubs, shows, darts, drinking, bowling, pool to reach 75% friendship.
Bonus: Call Packie and he will make a car bomb for you.

-=Roman=-
Method: Take him to bowling, darts, drinking, eating, pool, shows, and the strip club to
reach 60% friendship.
Bonus: Unlocked at 60%. Call Roman and he will send a free cab.

-=Stevie=-
Method: Complete his car boosts.
Bonus: The South Bohan garage will now offer money for any vehicle you deliver. The better
the condition, the more money you will earn.


Grand Theft Auto IV Cheats Codes:
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While playing the game, press Up to display Niko"s cell phone. Press Up again to access the
keypad. Then, enter one of the following codes to activate the corresponding cheat function.
Once a code has been entered correctly, a new "Cheats" menu option will be available on your
phone, below "Options", where you can access the cheats without having to enter the phone
number again. Note: Do not save the game after enabling a code to avoid unforeseen problems.
Enabling some cheats will prevent the indicated achievement(s) from being earned. You can
usually only spawn one vehicle at a time. Any previously spawned vehicles will disappear.
However, if you spawn a vehicle, save the game, and load again, you can spawn another one
and your original will not disappear. You must have it in your parking space in front of a
safehouse or it will be gone before you have a chance to spawn another.

=Full health and armor=
Dial "3625550100" on the cell phone. If you enter this code while in a vehicle, it will
also repair it. Note: This phone number translates to "DOC-555-0100". This code prevents
the "Cleaned The Mean Streets", "Finish Him", "One Man Army", and "Walk Free" achievements
from being earned.

=Full health, armor, and ammunition=
Dial "4825550100" on the cell phone. If you enter this code while in a vehicle, it will
also repair it. Note: This phone number translates to "GTA-555-0100". This code prevents
the "Cleaned The Mean Streets" achievement from being earned.

=Weapons tier 1=
Dial "4865550100" on the cell phone. This will unlock the baseball bat, handgun, shotgun,
MP5, M4, sniper rifle, RPG, and grenades. Note: This phone number translates to "GUN-555-0150".
This code prevents the "Cleaned The Mean Streets" achievement from being earned.

=Weapons tier 2=
Dial "4865550150" on the cell phone. This will unlock the knife, Molotov cocktails, handgun,
shotgun, Uzi, AK47, sniper rifle, and RPG. Note: This phone number translates to "GUN-555-0100".
This code prevents the "Cleaned The Mean Streets" achievement from being earned.

=Remove Niko"s wanted level=
Dial "2675550100" on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to "COP-555-0100".
This code prevents the "One Man Army" and "Walk Free" achievements from being earned.

=Add one star to Niko"s wanted level=
Dial "2675550150" on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to "COP-555-0150".

=Spawn Annihilator police helicopter=
Dial "3595550100" on the cell phone. The Annihilator is armed with rockets. Note: This phone
number translates to "FLY-555-0100". This code prevents the "One Man Army" and "Walk Free"
achievements from being earned.

=Spawn Cognoscenti=
Dial "2275550142" on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to "CAR-555-0142".

=Spawn Comet=
Dial "2275550175" on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to "CAR-555-0175".

=Spawn FBI Buffalo=
Dial "2275550100" on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to "CAR-555-0100".

=Spawn Jetmax=
Dial "9385550100" on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to "WET-555-0100".

=Spawn NRG-900=
Dial "6255550100" on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to "MBK-555-0100".

=Spawn Sanchez=
Dial "6255550150" on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to "MBK-555-0150".

=Spawn SuperGT=
Dial "2275550168" on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to "CAR-555-0168".

=Spawn Turismo=
Dial "2275550147" on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to "CAR-555-0147".

=Change weather and brightness=
Dial "4685550100" on the cell phone. Note: This phone number translates to "HOT-555-0100".


Hint: 100%:
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To get 100% you have to complete the following:

* Complete all Main Missions.
* Complete all 10 Drug Deliveries.
* Complete all 10 Races.
* Complete all 10 Assassination missions.
* Complete all 30 car thefts.
* Collect all 10 cars for the Exotic Exports mission.
* Unlock all five friend"s special abilities and complete the activities with Little Jacob,
Brucie and Packie.
* Beat the computer or an online friend in all activities.
* Find all Random Characters and complete their missions (except for Jeff, Cherise,
Clarence & Ivan).
* Complete all 30 Most Wanted Missions.
* Complete all 20 Vigilante Missions.
* Kill all 200 Pigeons.
* Complete all 50 Unique Jumps.

در لغت نامه ی دهخدا زیر عنوان «پانته آ» بر اساس روایت «گزنفون» آمده است که هنگامی که مادها پیروزمندانه از جنگ شوش برگشتند، غنائمی با خود آورده بودند که بعضی از آنها را برای پیشکش به کورش بزرگ عرضه می کردند.

در میان غنائم زنی بود بسیار زیبا و به قولی زیباترین زن شوش به نام پانته آ که همسرش به نام « آبراداتاس» برای مأموریتی از جانب شاه خویش رفته بود . چون وصف زیبایی پانته آ را به کورش گفتند ، کورش درست ندانست که زنی شوهردار را از همسرش بازستاند.

و حتی هنگامی که توصیف زیبایی زن از حد گذشت و به کورش پیشنهاد کردند که حداقل فقط یک بار زن را ببیند، از ترس اینکه به او دل ببازد، نپذیرفت. پس او را تا باز آمدن همسرش به یکی از نگاهبان به نام «آراسپ» سپرد . اما اراسپ خود عاشق پانته آ گشت و خواست از او کام بگیرد، بناچار پانته آ از کورش کمک خواست..

کوروش آراسپ را سرزنش کرد و چون آراسپ مرد نجیبی بود و به شدت شرمنده شد و در ازای از طرف کوروش به دنبال آبراداتاس رفت تا او را به سوی ایران فرا بخواند. هنگامی که آبرداتاس به ایران آمد و از موضوع با خبر شد، به پاس جوانمردی کوروش برخود لازم دید که در لشکر او خدمت کند.

می گویند هنگامی که آبراداتاس به سمت میدان جنگ روان بود پانته آ دستان او را گرفت و در حالی که اشک از چشمانش سرازیر بود گفت: «سوگند به عشقی که میان من و توست، کوروش به واسطه جوانمردی که حق ما کرد اکنون حق دارد که ما را حق شناس ببیند. زمانی که اسیر او و از آن او شدم او نخواست که مرا برده خود بداند ونیز نخواست که مرا با شرایط شرم آوری آزاد کند بلکه مرا برای تو که ندیده بود حفظ کرد. مثل اینکه من زن برادر او باشم.»

آبراداتاس در جنگ مورد اشاره کشته شد و پانته آ بر سر جنازه ی او رفت و شیون آغاز کرد. کوروش به ندیمان پانته آ سفارش کرد تا مراقب باشند که خود را نکشد، اما پانته آ در یک لحظه از غفلت ندیمان استفاده کرد و با خنجری که به همراه داشت، سینه ی خود را درید و در کنار جسد همسر به خاک افتاد و ندیمه نیز از ترس کورش و غفلتی که کرده بود ، خود را کشت.

هنگامی که خبر به گوش کوروش رسید، بر سر جنازه ها آمد. از این روی اگر در تصویر دقت کنید دو جنازه ی زن می بینید و یک مرد و باقی داستان که در تابلو مشخص است. کاش از این داستان های غنی و اصیل ایرانی فیلم هایی ساخته میشد تا فرزندان کوروش، منش و خوی اصیل ایرانی را بیاموزند.

 این برنامه به صورت جاوا و بر روی اکثر گوشی هائی که جاوا پشتیبانی می کند قابل نصب می باشد.

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